About me

I blog. I wrangle my children. I drink coffee. I speak sarcastically. But probably not in that order.

I suffer from I'm-the-mommy-and-have-no-pictures-of-myself syndrome. Apparently.

I have two reasons for getting up in the morning (whether I like it or not): Lily (4) and Noah (11 months). They are 99% enjoyable, 1% oh-my-effing-goodness-!!-are-you-freaking-kidding-me?!.. and yes,  I am trying to swear less.

I'm a vegetarian. I recycle. (Like.. a lot. It drives my husband nuts. But he hides it really well. No, no he really doesn't.) I hate cooking.

I like coffee. My children's perpetual motion make me like it more. I like taking pictures. Often of my children. But also of.. things that are.. outside. Or food that I'm eating. I also like Twitter- which is where I find out most current events. (No, I'm not kidding.) I DVR the news, but my children don't usually let me watch it until the next day. Or two.

I enjoy watching tv (Top 5 = Grey's Anatomy, Law & Order: SVU, Parenthood, Ghost Hunters and Downton Abbey.). Because really, it's all I have left. I would give up sugar before I gave up my DVR.

I knit, paint, and sew. But, I wouldn't really say I'm crafty. I used to read a lot. And then I had children- now I read bedtime stories, the ingredients on food packaging, and the signage at the doctor's office.

I was going to say the end, but really it's more like to be continued..